Memorable Quotes from Session 9 of our Serpents Fall Game

“Don’t mind me, just gotta drain the dragon” – Me( as Cenhelm)
“Horesh… why don’t you just send out the raven?” – Carvell( as Moroveer)
“Yeah… good point Moroveer” – Pige( as Horesh)
“A lot of minuses there, I think your dice are broken” – Afrodave
“I’ve got a horrible feeling that if I stick with that roll that whatever it is will conveniently turn out to be a bird catcher and my raven will go the 
same way as my pig” – Pige
“I am convenient bird catcher… SURPRISE!” – Afrodave
“Oh, I knew he was old, but didn’t think he was massive beard reet old” – Pige
“So if the weather is localised, what was at the centre?” – Carvell( as Moroveer)
“I… umm… didn’t think to check that out” – Pige( as Horesh)
“First of all, Ozuchi what’s happened to your hand” – Pige( as Horesh)
“Something to do with the cold, Benito says the frost has ‘bitten’ me, it must be a spiritual thing” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)
“Ozuchi, before you run out, what are you wearing?” – Pige( as Horesh)
“A loincloth, my Stygian grundies” – Afrodave
“So what you’re saying is that he could possibly lead the Regent’s men right to us?” – Carvell( as Moroveer)
“Possibly…” – Pige( as Horesh)
“Sorry, have I been out here a long time? I’m having a bit of trouble… only I wasn’t expecting it to be so cold” – Me( as Cenhelm having a piss)
“There is a sibilant tone to his voice” – Me(GM)
“Snakey” – Pige
“Lord Wulfric puts on an impressive turn of speed following you” – Me(GM)
“Of course he does, he’s got my familiar inside him, ungrateful b*stard” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)
“You see in some places where water was dripping from Kron that it has frozen and formed icycles” – Me(GM)
“Oh sh*t son” – Pige
“Oh! It’s deviltry!” – Me( as Asec)
“Try to get as close as possible without getting sucked into some cyclone and dying, i’m getting a bit paranoid about the death of my companions now” – 
Pige( as Horesh)
“We’ve also only got 5 days, the norsicans are about to invade and attack Winchester” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)
“Yeah, about incoming attacks… with the raven checking out the centre of the storm, I could see shapes bigger than a man moving in at it’s heart” – 
Pige( as Horesh)
“Another epic roll, give me the details son… tell me what I want to know!” – Pige
“Would I know if these things had any frost related abilities” – Pige( as Horesh)
“Given that the one in your vision rose up out of a snow covered landscape, it’s a fair assumption” – Me(GM)
“Well it looks like some kind of norsican demon is coming to kill Kron” – Pige( as Horesh)
“… or everything” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)
“I want to create an advantage by setting up a ritual around it with incest and the snow i’ve collected” – Afrodave( as Horesh)
“With what?” – Pige
“I think you mean incense again” – Me(GM)
“The norsican warriors do the will of the ancient one” – Me(GM)
“Oh… bad times” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)
“So who wants to go back to chasing pirates? Ain’t nobody got time for this” – Fozz( as Benito)
“I have a working knowledge of weather systems because, you know, ships need weather” – Fozz( as Benito)
“So we’re gonna hide him in this small farmhouse? It doesn’t have many hiding places, just a cloth” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)
“Don’t forget, i’m still in the spiritual zone, right by the window” – Pige( as Horesh)
“Chuck a blanket over him!” – Fozz( as Benito)
“Wake up! * slap *” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)
“Get on your way or i’ll release the dogs! And i’ll slam the door” – Carvell( as Moroveer)
“And i’ll stand behind him going ‘Yeah!'” – Fozz( as Benito)
“Two of your fate points you say… interesting… I will take your damage” – Afrodave
“My question from before remains… why?” – Carvell
“Because i’m a bad boy” – Afrodave
“So, good job we didn’t go to sleep then lads” – Pige( as Horesh)
“I’m going to leave sneakily… and it’s not going to go well for me” – Fozz( as Benito)
“Did you come out with a one man band or something?” – Pige
“I’m gonna go at him like a Stygian martial arts bad boy” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)
“STYGIAN… BITCH!” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)
“I call dibs on the bag” – Carvell( as Moroveer)
“I kill it, I keep it” – Fozz( as Benito)

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