Memorable quotes from session 8 of our Serpents Fall game

My favourite quotes from session 8 of our Serpent’s Fall game titled “A Cold Wind from the North”:

“Good entrance Horesh” – Fozz( as Benito)

“There is a lot of blood Horesh, are you injured?” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)
“Yes I am fine but my pig has fallen” – Pige( as Horesh)

“So what you’re saying is that, all that is between us and our escape route is an army? Brilliant” – Fozz( as Benito)

“Do you have another army on the other side of theirs?” – Carvell( as Moroveer)
“No, but we do have a Gunnar Kron” – Fozz( as Benito)

“A delay, whilst helpful, is not long-term planning” – Carvell( as Moroveer)

“We now have an ancestral being fighting besides us” – Pige( as Horesh)
“Well that’s one more, there you go Moroveer, one more towards building an army” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)

“Oh they’re going to suffocate us out… quality.” – Carvell( as Moroveer)

“…it would appear they are trying to gas you out with poisonous herbs and plants” – Me(GM)
“Uh, guys! Guys! How are we coming with that grate???” – Carvell( as Moroveer)

“Hooo oooo ooo ooo!” – Pige( as Horesh jumping into the cold river)

“Kron jumps into the river and begins swimming towards the bank…” – Me(GM)
“…more like the river gets out of his way.” – Pige

“Is your belt flamboyantly longer than a normal belt?” – Pige

“Did no-one know that Benito wears a rope ladder as a belt?” – Me(GM)

“Which one are you trying to help first?” – Me(GM)
“Probably Moroveer” – Fozz( as Benito)
“Oh you pr*ck!” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)

“…and the ancestral spirit just shakes his head that he’s had to help these two choads out of a river” – Pige
“Those two need to learn to swim.” – Fozz

“Would you like a fate point Captain Benito?” – Me(GM)
“I’d like my pig!” – Fozz

“They’ll have men out looking for us, why don’t we take their uniforms and use them to get back in?” – Carvell( as Moroveer)
“Have you seen their uniforms???” – Fozz( as Benito)
“And I don’t exactly look like a Saxon warrior” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)

“Whilst that’s an excellent plan I think we stand out to much, I have red skin and Kron is 100 foot tall” – Fozz( as Benito)

“Oh yeah, it’s a spiritual rain… it’s raining spirits” – Afrodave

“Come in and share our fire and some soup, i’m afraid it’s a poor show of hospitallity but what with the Regent taxing us so…” – Me(GM)
“Do we have any rations we can share?” – Fozz( as Benito)
“*cough* pig *cough* pig” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)
“The pig is not a ration” – Fozz( as Benito)

“If we fail in a fight later because you ate too much soup superbly…” – Pige

“Winter hit us hard but you can’t tell the Regent that, he wants his taxes whether you will or no” – Me( as the farmer Cenhelm)

“Don’t worry about that, I’m Benito, king of the Sword Isles” – Fozz( as Benito)
“Where?” – Me( as Cenhelm the farmer)
“That’s right” – Fozz( as Benito)
“He doesn’t know where that is” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)

“Can you all make me a clever roll?” – Me(GM)
“Oh god! Think there was something a bit funny in that one sip of soup that I had” – Pige

“All i’m saying is that, like your father and his father used to work this land…” – Carvell( as Moroveer)
“…and ‘is father before him!” – Me( as Cenhelm the farmer)

“It appeared there were some people… now calm yourself Benito i’m going to say something quite exciting… astride boar steeds with blue tattooed bodies” – Pige( as Horesh)
“* eyes widen *” – Fozz( as Benito)

“It looks like they’ve got their own Kron” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)

“We need this pig to grow faster” – Fozz( as Benito)

“Sorry I completely forgot about that ” – Fozz( as Benito)
“It’s alright i’m here to be your memory, i’m the serious face of the group” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)

“He wants to bloody death priest everything!” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)

“His spirits on it’s way out so i’m gonna lock it down and have a chat” – Pige( as Horesh)

“So essentially we’ve got 8 days to get into the city, get rid of the Regent and rally the army ready to face the northmen?” – Pige( as Horesh)
“Yes.” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)

“Good session” – Afrodave
“It’s getting all a bit 5p 10p” – Fozz

Link to session actual play video:

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