Memorable Quotes from Session 10 of our Serpents Fall Game

“Given your character’s ability to laugh in the face of danger and swing on a rope into the arse-crack of peril i’m sure it won’t discourage you” – Me(GM)
“Too soon man, it’s only been a session” – Pige
“Have you no respect for those pigs who went before and have fallen?” – Me
* blows nose * – Fozz
“Look, Fozz is balling his eyes out” – Afrodave
“I’m thinking of my own pig & what i’d do without him” – Fozz
“You must remain silent at all times so as not to reveal your true genger” – Carvell( as Moroveer)
“Silent?” – Fozz( as Benito)
“Yes, silent” – Carvell( as Moroveer)
“…i’ll see what I can do” – Fozz( as Benito)
“A strong odour tends to keep people away” – Carvell( as Moroveer)
“You’re enjoying this aren’t you Moroveer?” – Fozz( as Benito)
“I never had a dressing up box as a child” – Carvell( as Moroveer)
“Might I suggest, Captain, that you shut up and let me do my job of getting us into the city and then you can do your job of dispatching the guards in a most flashy and flamboyant fashion whilst I stand in quiet awe?” – Carvell( as Moroveer)
“There’s shit… in my hair” – Fozz( as Benito)
“You couldn’t hear me saying ‘hold on’ could you?” – Carvell
“No, that’s how mute works” – Afrodave
“Sometimes I like a sit down wee, it’s like a treat; you’ve never tried weeing off the side of a ship after a full bottle of rum mate” – Fozz( as Benito)
“The Regent obviously feels that his position is sufficiently secure to kill this man, that means he’s confident, when’s the coronation due?” – Carvell( as Moroveer)
“Since you’re so flamboyant Captain Benito i’d like to offer a potential complication for a fate point” – Me(GM)
“Go on…” – Fozz
“No! Don’t fall for his offer…” – Carvell
“I’d like to offer a fate point to say that you’ve attracted some male attention from one of the guards given that your disguise as a woman is so convincing” – Me(GM)
“I’m all over that” – Fozz
“SOLD!” – Afrodave
“No you must not go near her, she is a penitent and a vile adultress” – Carvell( as Moroveer)
“Well, you take it where you can get it, don’t you?” – Me( as lonely guardsman)
“I’m not smart and this is funny” – Fozz
“It’s not, and we’re so dead” – Carvell
“stop i’ve got a stunt… actually… no, you took the fate point, you sort it out” – Carvell
“What, you didn’t bring the pirate with you this time?” – Me( as Asinor)
“Which of you is the worst rider?” – Me( as Asinor)
“I’m not sure worst is the right word, less experienced maybe” – Pige( as Horesh)
“We should all do our best to keep to our disguises, meaning that we don’t all go accepting fate points anytime a lusty guard waggles his eyebrows at you” – Carvell
“You eventually find yourself to a dive called ‘the Pustulent Leg'” – Me(GM)
“Is it a wretched hive of scum and villainy?” – Afrodave
“I would like to put one of my golden rings on the stub of his missing finger and say ‘Drinks for everyone.'” – Fozz( as Benito)
“Make me a flamboyant roll” – Me(GM)
“Can do!” – Fozz
“He’s all over that shiz” – Afrodave
“How do you like the Regent? Do you like paying your taxes?” – Fozz( as Benito)
“* laughter * Shit, I don’t pay taxes” – Me( as Hrothgar 9-fingers)
“Hold on, why are you getting the woman?” – Fozz( as Benito)
“It’s probably safer that way” – Carvell( as Moroveer)
“Is Godric the Saxon name for George? Just saying” – Afrodave
“If that’s the first inspiration from real-world mythology you’ve notice in this game then you’re not doing very well” – Me(GM)
“I take it you’re giving him the 6 coins?” – Me(GM)
“Of course, although every penny counts, so best believe i’m planning on taking them back from his corpse” – Carvell( as Moroveer)
“There will be time for revenge once Mervane is buried in the Great Forest, then we will take such revenge that it will make the dragons themselves weep” – Me( as Asinor)
“That’s how we do it in Stygia BITCH!” – Afrodave( as Ozuchi)
“You notice that anything Hrothgar touches seems to disappear into his jerkin a few seconds later” – Me(GM)
“I like him” – Fozz
“How much do you want to bet that’s Ozuchi and Horesh trying to get in?” – Fozz( as Benito)

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