Random Things: Embarrassing Adventurer Antics
It’s a familiar scene, your adventurers have just rolled into town after mostly surviving a terrible dungeon. Songs will be sung, ale quaffed and fallen comrades lamented. Often these scenes are handled off-screen, but potentially this is missing out a source of fun/adventure–after all–think about how much trouble rowdy celebrants get into in the real-world and that’s without the powers of adventurers.
Below is a D10 table of potentially embarrassing antics that your hungover PC could wake up to find out they were involved in.
|1||Someone has defaced the statue of a local dignitary, inventively using mud and dung to give them a large beard and moustache.|
|2||Several barrels of ale were stolen from a local tavern, they were found a couple of streets away drained of their contents.|
|3||The son/daughter of a local noble claims to have been visited in their budoir by a dashing young adventurer.|
|4||A pig was dressed in a stolen nobles wig and released into the main street, leading to much chaos and hilarity.|
|5||The town/city guard are currently looking for an adventurer (matching one of the PC's description) who assaulted one of their officers after they tried to arrest then for urinating into a public fountain.|
|6||Authorities are looking for a person responsible for menacing a nearby halfling settlement, the inebriating person rampaged through the settlement claiming to be a giant.|
|7||The Thieves Guild have placed a bounty on the head of one of the PCs after they drunkenly interfered with the operations of one of their operatives, leading to the operatives arrest by the guard.|
|8||The PC is wanted for questionning concerning damage to a local tavern when a bar brawl got out of control.|
|9||The PC wakes up a in a farmer's barn wearing a jester's hat with a sat full of live frogs lying next to them.|
|10||A person matching the description of one of the PCs was heard proclaiming the short-comings of a local person of influence, whilst drinking ale and playing a drum in the town square.|