[LARP] Redcap Poetry

For those who may not be aware, as well as tabletop roleplaying I also LARP in both the Lorien Trust and Outcast systems over here in the UK, crewing Outcast and playing (also dying frequently) in the LT; my current character is a redcap, a sort of murderous, bloodthirsty fey, however i’m trying to play the character as outwardly polite, more Hannibal Lecter than Jason.
For a bit of a chuckle recently I decide to try and write some poetry in the style of my character and below is what i came up with: